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A massive amount of something, to the point that it becomes ridiculous and a potential burden.
Gamer 1: How much ammo you got?
Gamer 2: I got a stug load!
Gamer 1: Can you give me 300 ammo, I only have 40.
Gamer 2: Nah, got none to spare.
when your load touches your bed
"dude i got to excited and i shot my load all over my bed" "Bro thats a bad bed load"
Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.
Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”
When you have way too much of something you love. You'd take it all if it was free, spend all of your allowance on it, and hide your stash of it so you don't have to share.
I got a SWEET LOAD of taffy at the Chocolate Factory today, it was on sale Buy 1 lb Get 1 lb free!
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During the act of railing some bitch, right before you blow your juicy load, she punches you square in the nuts.
Nick was banging Joanna the other night when she activated the turbo load.........
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a small explosive designed for cigarette insertion (hemostat or tweezer helpful!)
-about 1/4 the thickness of a wooden matchstick, and perhaps 1/4" long. -i haven't seen them in years...they were sold in "novelty shops"! (maybe ebay??)
these things are an absolute 'laugh riot'!!!
you grab a smokers' cigs when they hit the 'bowl' etc, then put one of these about 1/4" into the cigarette. several minutes later, you hear 'POW'!! and the smoker is left with a filter in their mouth looking dumber than hell, with cig particulates all a-sunder!! -ITS' FUNNIER THAN CRAP!!
i once saw one go off in a "titty bar", the whole place exploded in laughter, -man, it was funny!!
i've seen moms get gotten, stuffy businessmen, etc! -it helps to be around! -if the smoker leaves, they'll tell a tale later about how the cig blew up when they were alone! -thats' no fun!!
we put a cigarette load in mike's cigarette, it went off when he was 'working' the jenkins babe! -man, was he pissed!!
cigarette loads are a 'grand' and beautiful thing!!
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Abstain from masturbating for three days, building up your sperm count.
Guy 1: Hey, You watch that porno I sent you?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna wait, I'm trying to "Save The Load"
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