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Comparative to the term Half-ass, although this is only used in church settings. A half Masser will leave Mass early because they feel that their time is too important to waste on staying the entire mass. The most common time to spot a Half-Masser is right before or during the final hymn of the mass, because they want to miss out on the massive cluster fuck that occurs in the parking lot immediate following Mass.
Half Massers are only above people who attend Mass once a year in terms of how much they are hated in the religious society.
...And God shed his ligggghhhht onnnn ussssss!!! ... Oh... Christ, there goes those Johnsons, I swear they are Half-Massing It every Sunday!
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clitical mass: to peform above and beyond the call of pleasure bound duty.
I flicked and licked that bean so hard she hit clitical mass and made my chin wet.
(i just love adding to this site and making shit up that sounds logical xD)
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The size of your penis. Generally man mass is used to describe an above average sized cock.
Blake - "I have man mass!"
Garrett - "If I was black, my man mass would only be slightly above average"
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The state or fact of numerous amounts of people and property being put out of existence destroyed.
The bombing of Pear Harbor was mass destruction.
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People with more bad taste than brains, commonly fans of Dragonball Z.
Anyone who likes Windows contributes to the Stupidity of the Masses.
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Big boy kids chuckee cheese fucked hard dildo pleasure chukee atakk
Mass rape happened at a local chukke chese popo say
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a form of torture where you have to get up early every Sunday morning, drive by places you would rather be at, then you get to an old run down building masquerading as a church, then you go inside and sit on a bench that, if you're lucky has a rock trying to be easy to sit on. so then you sit there for what feels like 3 years and wonder what being an atheist is like. eventually there's a guy in what looks like a bathrobe decides to go to the back of the building and finally start the damn thing. so the priest (the guy in the bathrobe) walks down the middle of the crowd with little boys holding candles and finally, the thing begins. basically it's singing, talking, singing, more talking, more singing, even more talking, until finally he has the boys carry over some bread and wine and pretending it's Jesus's body and blood. so, the priest "blesses" it and then everybody becomes cannibals. once that's over, there's some more talking about some upcoming event that you don't care about, then you finally get to go home feeling that you just got robbed of your life.
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