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Canada. Place where seals are regularly slaughtered by Christian's
Come to Canada and join in the great deal hunt, eh? It's more popular than killing the tribbles, eh!
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"Canada" has two meanings. 1) A country north of U.S.A. 2) A way to describe it when somebody is being extremely polite and kind.
1) noun "Let's go to Canada this year."
2) adjective "I like how Jimmy is being a Canada today. Usually we want to say to him, "U so jerk"."
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A legend in which drake lives in
The legendary Canada
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I am a Cajun from Louisiana state and I actually like most Canadians. I don't know why some of you guys up there seemingly hate us so much. I've had Canadian friends and acquaintances that came and go, and they were almost like brothers to me. Quebec also has some of the best Sportsman (i.e. hunters and fishers) I've ever competed against. Some of you people up there are actually distant cousins/relatives of mine too; if you know your surnames correct and recall your history. (i.e. Aucoin, Melancon, Nadeau, Pitre, Trahan - I descend from some of these people who were Acadian colonists. Surely some Canadians have heard these surnames; or may actually bear them, too.)
Also, as a Cajun I'm actually pretty educated and not your stereotypical "redneck-savage" type. I am bilingual (almost trilingual with Spanish) and speak English and French. etc. So please don't stereotype us as being "low IQ people". (as one Canadian once said to me) We Cajuns are actually a lot smarter than most people think.
I invite some Canadian Sportsman to come on down to Louisiana if you want to do some pretty cool outdoorsman stuff; In the Meantime. Especially some real good summertime Sports like bass-fishing and deer hunting. I'm also pretty into Hockey and the city I live in, Lafayette; actually does have an ice hockey and skating rink! Believe it or not! (Which is rare in Louisiana state.)
Canada is a country with a lot of good people and beautiful nature. I wish Canadians were not so blinded to the America vs. Canada bias, and vice versa. It would make it easier and better for both of us to get along.
We Cajuns (and most Americans) aren't slagging you Canucks off. (Usually, it is the richer/snooty Republican Americans that do this. But they aren't real Republicans and are actually what you would call "Neo-cons".) etc. Let it be known, most of us are not holding any grudges against you guys for things in the past at all, either. (i.e. Acadian genocide/deportation.)
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a non-existant country where non-existant aliens roam freely in hope of actually becoming part of the world
Bob: Have u heard of canada?
Fred: Oh ya isnt that the country where cumchuggers and meatstrokers live.
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Just wanted to clear something up, Baseball is NOT and I say NOT Canadian. Canada is the largest piece of fecal matter ever recorded in history to have stayed in one spot for such a long time without deterioration. However, there have been larvae laid on this large piece of fecal matter known as Canadians by some form of insect. These Canadians, as human-like as they look, are in fact incapable of the smallest of tasks, they are unable of doing even menial labor. They have trouble inventing things, they have trouble even using any brain power(or lack there of) to accomplish tasks. One theory I thought of, is the legalized drugs over there, have most likely did some long term damage on the functionality of the Canadian brain and thus we normal people in the rest of the world must feel sorry for them. We rest of the world should send our condolences for their mental retardation. I digress a little bit, but the main thing I am trying to stress is that Canada was created by a giant mythical beast a long time ago took a dump in that spot and the feces hardened and turned into Canada.
Normal Person 1: I am going to take a plane to Canada and see it.
Normal Person 2: Why? Canada is a cold and worthless country. Waste of time and money I say.
Normal Person 1: How worthless?
Canadian: You fucking Americans are all fat and worthless and good for nothing with your McDonalds, eh. French and British are worthless too, eh(starts to open a beer, brewed in Wisconsin or some other state ironically, then starts to chug it down like it was nothing).
Normal Person 2: Case in point.
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