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April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.
Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy “National Carson Day”!
Carson: i miss her 😔
One who has sexual intercourse with minors.
person1: why is he fucking that child??
person2: he must be a ken carson fan.
person3: he most likely is.
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When a girl lies on her back and puts her legs behind her head so she's curled up like a ball with her fa-la-la sticking up in the air. The male counterpart then squats over the girl and begins intercourse. Mid-coitus he produces the poop he's stored up from a lunch of pepperoni Hot Pockets, and shits into the girl counterparts' perfectly aligned anus.
Karen made me pepperoni Hot Pockets for lunch. You know what that means...Carson City Milkshake. *high five*
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a living demon, no one will ever like him, LOVES to annoy his sister. jump off a cliff carson😚
"wow carson wayne birmingham is REALLY a beaver with them teeth"
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Carson brown from dsst gets to many bitches!!!!!!
He is the most loyal boy friend!!!!
carson has a masive shlong
and has a thing for guys.
especialy guys named logan
-cailtin pls tale him back sempi uwu
carson brown from dsst, save some bitches for the rest of us!
Rachel Carson Middle School is an amazing school in Northern Virginia, and a short distance from DC. It is mainly asian (including Indians) and white, and a few people are ghetto. It is by far, one of the best schools in Northern Va. It feeds the most people into THE #2 HS IN AMERICA: TJHSST because of all the smart asians and whites at RCMS. There are actually nice teachers that not everyone hates there. Here everyone has the time of their life, before going to high school. They usually are smart as hell just cuz they're all asian.
Person 1: Yo dawg. I go to Rachel Carson Middle School, and it's fucking awesome there. Best school ever. It makes school not so damn shitty.
Person 2: IKR, bro. All the damn people there are fucking awesome.
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1. noun. when your doing a milf from behind and you 3-way conference call her kids and husband right when you bust a nut and yell "I'm fuckin your mom!!" give her the phone and leave.
also known as the Tallahassee Two Timer
"Yo, i heard James pulled a Carson City Conference Call on that bitch last night"
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