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A car driven by hippies tryna catch drones
Damn that drone catcher is massive
choad catcher is a long haired fag he loves touching little bois asshole he only does it to 9 year olds that have just finished sport because he doesn't want them to struggle as much and if there sweating he dosent need lube he also sites behind mcdonalds and give 90 year old men with choads blowjobs he also has a boyfriend named brodie hes policy is a choad a day keeps the competition away
I saw the choad catcher yesterday
A person who enjoys smacking ducks on the nose.
Hey did you hear about Jeb Bush's new scandal, apparently he's a huge duck catcher.
When three straight males decide to experiment to the other side. One fucks another one in the butt doggie style while the 3rd lays underneath to catch the oozing scud dripping out of the ass of the guy getting fucked. Usually the mouth is used to catch the oozing Scud (chest and face are also used)
Hoss was fucking Randy while Isaiah was on the ground being the designated SCUD CATCHER.
something that takes away your nightmares in nightmares i guess.
“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”
When a man keeps the condom he used when he lost his virginity, and hangs it from his review mirror.
See that right there, that’s my dream catcher,earned it early freshman year, been hangin’ and bangin’ since.
Some type of covering that women wear to cover their 'muffs' or
Strip clubs either have ladies with or without muff catchers.