cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

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Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.

Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating

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cheat yourself

when you in a relationship and you are faithful.

dont cheat yourself when you can treat yourself!

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cheat fingers

the fingers inserted into the anus during male masterbation to acheive orgasm faster.

friend 1: "oh dude i rubbed one out last night"
friend 2: "did you use your cheat fingers?"
friend 1: "yea, i had to go out, so i needed to be quick"

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Boo Cheat

-Verb
1. When you are playing a game and you cheat, and the other person or persons know you are cheating.

2. When you cheat at something, and people around know you are cheating.

We played cards all night, and Mike totally Boo Cheated the whole time!

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dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

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dog-cheating

verb

when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "hi rex! i'm home!"

rex: *sniffs*

rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"

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