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a stooge, a brainless puppet, someone who just follows along and does what he is told to do
"Oh, but he'll vote, sure, just like his colleague tells him to."
"Yes sir, like a Christmas Tiger, he'll nod his head and vote. You're not a senator. You're an honorary stooge. You oughtta be shown up."
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The day after Christmas, December 26th when you wake up realizing all the fun is over and you have to wait another 365 days until Christmas.
Man Wakes up. "Oh Come on 364 more days till christmas. I have a serious Christmas Hangover."
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A nationwide event that is held during the Christmas season which hundred of tuba player gather to play Christmas carols.
Hey are you planning to play at tuba christmas this year??
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Sweet Christmas, I can't believe she fit that many hot dogs in her vag.
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A specific instance of the hot karl where one defecates into a Christmas stocking and hits someone in the face with it.
Tom was feeling generous on Christmas Day and gave his brother a Christmas karl.
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A new player of a First Person Shooter, Real Time Strategy, or any other type of gaming, who specifically gets their game on Christmas. The player will have a disadvantage to the older players of the game, which gives the older players an easier time leveling up since there will be a huge wave of new players
I love the holiday season, so many Christmas n00bs! I'll level up easy
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right after tax returns are filed; Late January and early February. Most temporary tag period in the year; car will be repossessed in March or April at the latest. Also, rental of Uhaul's and rental furniture when increase at this time as well.
When kids go back to school from Christmas break, they discuss what they got for the holiday, one kid will say "My mama said, 'My Christmas ain't ova, I can get some gifts in February!'"
"When you get that car?" Reply "Black Christmas"
"I am gonna buy all my kids bedroom furniture when January come...."
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