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The act of having your teeth deeply cleansed by the scrubbing bubble action of millions of tiny sperm.
syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak
Mrs. Wagner's teeth look nasty, even after the teeth cleaning Ralph gave her in 10th grade.
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The wearing of 2 condoms while performing a Dirty Sanchez.
I grew tired of washing my genitalia after every Dirty Sanchez, so now I only do the Clean Sanchez.
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That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.
I just took a dump and guess what? Clean Pinch!!!
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shit that doesn't do itself
I need to get starting on my house cleaning.
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aka Rim Job
The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.
"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"
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A term applied to a wide range of 'healthy' eating habits, usually by people with an unhealthy obsession with fitness and/or body weight. It is mostly a means of garnering praise or approval from peers and making anyone who isn't into clean eating feel like their food is somehow dirty.
Clean eaters are obliged to post on social media about their 'clean' meals at least daily, and should never post about any non-clean meals they consume, so as to give the impression that they are strict clean eaters and their discipline is something to be admired.
If taken literally, clean eating is eating food in its most natural state. In practise though, clean eating can include all manner of processed foods such as milk, pasta, cheese and bread, depending on individual interpretation.
I just LOVE this new celery, carrot and cottage cheese combo! Clean eating ftw! #fitness #cleaneating #rawfood #healthy #5kgin5weeks
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