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1. The sound of horse-riding in flip-flops
2. A Peruvian brand of chewing gum
3. The result of too much cow-tipping
The horseback rider heard a clip-flip-clop-flop-whoosh-clip-flip-clop-flop-neigh while jumping his/her horse.
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On October 7th, you must grab a paper clip and start trading. Whoever in your school gets the best items at the end of the day wins $20.
Are you ready for National Paper Clip Trading Day?
A male or female who is sexually attracted to a minors pre-pubescent ball hair clippings
Omg Quandale’s pre-pubescent ball hair clippings are so hot ima rub my roast beef to them i am Pre-pubescent ball hair clipping sexual
April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”
British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off
Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home
Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.
Tanner: What?
Mark: A clipped bed