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Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
A blowjob, but the giver uses spider/cobwebs to increase the pleasure of the penis wielder.
Bro 1: Hey did you hear that Jake got a cob job on Hallowe'en?
Bro 2: Yeah man, his girl is super into spooky stuff
Something only you can do with the boys, extra butter and heat.
I’m makin cob corn for dinner.
Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.
After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.
When a women gives the best oral sex you could ever have. (NO BITING)
Her: Did you enjoy that?
Me: Yeah it was a Corn on my Cob for me
When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”