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A really, really good beverage, and not only for women on diets.
"Can I have a diet coke?" said the woman who was not even overweight. It just goes to show you that Diet Coke is for everyone!
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(see also flat)
Soda that has been left out too long or is old, thus losing its carbon-dioxide infused goodness that we like to call fizz. It is not good. It makes people sad.
flat's best friend and synonym is warm.
Yeah, I opened it last night, so all there was for breakfast was flat coke.
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Carbonated beverage introduced by Coke around 2004, claimed to taste the same as regular Coke, with no calories or sugar, and made with the new sweetener Splenda. Arguably tastes not better than Diet Coke, but just has a different aftertaste.
This product was created in part for the new generation of soft drinks in America, as the cola companies phase out the term "diet" on all sodas, because of the taboo it evokes in preference for the term "zero" or "free"
"You drinking Diet Coke fatty?"
"No, its Coke Zero you ass."
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The nose bleed that results from doing too much blow
"After doing one huge rail too many, I ended up with Cherry Coke gushing out my nose"
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Kitty coke is a street term for adderall which is an amphetamine. Selling kitty coke gets the same punishment by law as if it was cocaine.
Hey kid you ever had kitty coke?"
"Shit son I need me some kitty coke."
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(n) Meth, or cocaine heavily laced with meth.
Cocaine purchased in the Portland, Oregon, metro area has a poor reputation for often being diluted with methamphetamine (partially thanks to the rural meth problem in the eastern area of the state).
"Wanna do a line or two later, keep the party going after we get back from the house show in Northeast?"
"I don't know, dude, you better have brought that over with you from NY. I don't want any Portland coke."
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The act of opening a toilet bowl and seeing a mountain of shit or diarrhea. This usually leads to the recipient gagging and vomiting back into the toilet.
I just barfed after seeing the Quart of Coke in the toilet. Fucking nasty.
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