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This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.
Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"
Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'
A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.
"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."
It is the vertical two dots that you will see in everyday life pretty much.
Person 1: Hey what are those two dots?
Person 2: That's a colon, stupid!
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epic colons:
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When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later
Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!
(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.