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Slang term for USB flash drives; Describes the phallic appearance of flash drives when inserted in USB ports
My new laptop doesn't have a disk drive, I think I need a computer penis.
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the company that manufactures the Mac and I-pod
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A low level employee who spends most of his/her time on a computer, either programming or as a system administrator
This company needs better computer monkeys
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One of the most amazing albums of all time. Recorded by Radiohead in 1997. More intellectual than their first two albums, but equally, if not more, hard rocking (in some parts) and more beautiful and genre-defining in other parts.
OK Computer fucking kicks ass.
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Jeff: I shouldn't have watched all that porn, now I have computer herpes
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The term used for the 1999 NFL Blitz sony playstation game when a game starts to get out of hand and the losing team miraculously starts scoring and causing turnovers. When this happens it is due to Computer assistance. Once a team is up 14 pts computer assistance will cause the losing team to score, and it is inevitable.
McCabe was smoking T at NFL Blitz 41-28 and then out of no where he gave up 3 interceptions lost the game. McCabe blamed the loss totally on Computer Assistance.
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Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.
Characteristics of a school computer:
-Trash hardware
-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.
-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.
-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's
-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works
-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself
Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.
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