BYU condom

A synonym for blue jeans or Levi's. Brigham Young University (BYU) is owned by the Mormon church, which has very strict rules about chastity. A large number of BYU students regularly participate in Levi lovin' or dry humping, because they are trying to get it on without having real intercourse. So, in a sense, their jeans are protecting them from having sex.

Yeah, we were getting it on and I blew my load, but luckily I had on my BYU condom. I wonder if she noticed?

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condom face

Someone gets snapped in the face with a condom and leaves a condom imprint.

"Sarah held a finger condom to christi's face and snapped it on her. Causing her to have a condom face?"

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condom roulette

A military mess game where a number of condoms are filled with shots but one with spunk. The person is blidfolded, then has to choose a condom & drink it's contents!

The Officers played Condom Roulette after their meal

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Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….

Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.

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condom machine

A thing that is in every truck stop bathroom. Allows the trucker to get a rubber, so he can fuck one of those skanky hookers that hang around truck stops, without the embarrasment of going up to the cashier. Also commonly used by 16 year old boys. The condoms usually cost 75 cents.

Trucker: (Just got done shitting) Looks up at condom machine above the toilet. "Hmm, there done be a lot of skanks hangin out in the parkin lot. Better grab a rubber."

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Condom titties

Noun; Natural breasts with more skin that fat, as to seem like condoms filled with cottage cheese.

Brittany: (with her breasts exposed) ...but Frey'yud, why shood I git inplants?

Thomas: Be'cause your tiddies look like cottage cheese in two condoms - one made for blacks and one made for Asians.

Brittany: Thomas!

Thomas: Condom titties Con... Cond... (vomits to the side)

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Styles Condoms

The best condoms on earth. Harry Styles uses them himself. You can buy them in every colour, every size and every flavour. The favorites are the ones with carrot flavour.

Zayn: Hey Hazza, what did you do last night?
Harry: Did The Harry Styles with Louis. We used Styles condoms!
Louis: Hell yeah it was amazing.
Zayn: Woah I want too!

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