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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.

Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.

by quitterwin September 20, 2012


Good Confuse

When someone says/does something or an event unfolds that your mind can not comprehend. When something catches you off guard. Only to be used when you need a way to say you are more than just confused, but the situation has done you a good confuse.

*Kyle and Jason walk into a 7-11 to purchase a large quantity of slim jims

Kyle: "Yo J, where are all the long bois at?"
Jason: "I dont even know dawg, they should be right here in these empty boxes that say sold out, but they're not! Doin me a Good Confuse!"

by FryradDarad January 14, 2020


Confuse-icated

Another way of saying confused - but with a twist.... it also rhymes with fornicated - some what

Holy crap, I just confuse-icated those two words!

by missbe.xx December 07, 2010


Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020


Confused

When a person gets instructions but doesn’t understand.
When a person is in a situation but doesn’t understand why or what is happening.

Jason is always confused

by Mustard Bandit September 15, 2021


Confused

Confused is comeandtasteit

Hey look comeandtasteit is confused.

by kima.avk November 04, 2020


Confused

What what's going on where am I

Danm that guy confused as hell

by Arandomgoat March 05, 2022