A Boi who can only throw things and ground pound, that's about it..
Connor stahp
Connor stop throwing that at me
Connor wtf
STOOOOOP
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Heβs just a prick, heβs smelly poo poo and likes goths and uses the phrase βand I oopβ
That Connor bie is just a pure prick and I oop
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Heβs just a smelly poo poo man that likes goths and looks like a turtle, what a prick
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connor is a boy who will cheat on you and me a horrible boyfriend or bestfriend he the worse person alive he seems dreamy at first then turns into a fat ugly depressed bitch after a week of knowing him he will open the doors of HELL and escort your ASS right on in there and he will do it with a smile on his FACE!!!
girl: should i date connor
me : nooo
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Blonde Connors are the best! Super sweet, and great listeners. If a Connor likes you, consider yourself taken. They will just want to always be around you, touching you, and talking to you. Connors offer their best advice and don't let anyone hurt you in any way. If you are together, he won't show you off but he will be proud to be with you and always cuddling you. Good cooks, too. If you get yourself a Connor, don't let them go and treat them like the amazing, precious, kind hearted, pure souled kings they are.
Girl 1: Who's that guy over there with Girl 2?
Guy 1: Oh, that's Connor. Won't leave her side.
Girl 2: It's like he glued his gentle self to me and I love it.
Girl 1: Where can I find me a man like that?
Girl 2: Nowhere. He's one of a kind and he is mine.
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Connor aka cornelias is one of the biggest QUEERS to walk this earth. Heβs some loser ass lanky boy with chopstick lookin fingers. This kid literally has no fucking life and drives around to random ass places for no absolute reason. Connor has an uncomforting obsession with taking street signs and putting them in his room. The kid has a bowl cut on his head and thinks heβs some sexy tik tok famous guy cause he has 3k followers. Connor talks to every girl in his town and likes to bail last minute on plans because itβs spitting rain outside. The guy is built like a goddamn dandelion and has the BIGGEST most WIDEST nose on the face of the earth. Connor thinks heβs the most popular coolest kid in his grade but in reality heβs a stupid dumb fuck of a human being thatβs a complete embarrassment of a person to society. For fuck sakes the kid wears a shirt that says βpractice safe sexβ like tf is that shit. Connors dog looks like a fkn voodoo doll cause he definitely deep throats his cock in his dogs mouth.
βDid you hear that Connor apparently looks like a dandelionβ
βYooo Connors dog sucks him offβ
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