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conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

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conversational rape

The traumatizing conversational method of a person who thinks he/she is intellectually superior to you and therefore takes every opportunity to interrupt you and insult every idea you may want to add to the largely one-way conversation. Very common among city intellectuals and professionals. The training ground is usually an Ivy League school, but an education in this art often begins in the home of people who have large objects permanently stuck in their rear end and/or people who have something to prove because they are afraid we will all find out how stupid they actually are or how small their wee-wees are.

I don't like going to that bar because all of the Wall Street guys who go there think that conversational rape is a great way to charm a girl.

by Grisel May 13, 2006

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Conversational Deliciousness

1. When having a conversation that is so enjoyable it leaves a good taste in your mouth.

2. When having a conversation while eating something delicious. (Don't talk with your mouth full!)

3. Having a conversation about something so delicious that it is mouthwatering.

1. Person A: I just had the best conversation with a new acquaintance! It left a good taste in my mouth about that person.

Person B: Got to love having Conversational Deliciousness.

2. Person A: I just love this (insert delicious food here)! How was your day?

Person B: My day is better with this Conversational Deliciousness, did you try the (insert more delicious food here) ?

3. Person A: Dude, I just ate some delicious food, it was so tasty and had a good texture!

Person B: Man I don't think I can handle this Conversation Deliciousness, it's making me drool!

by C-Doll December 12, 2010

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Conversation Bomber

Someone who inserts themselves in a group of talkers for the soul purpose of causing terror and casualties by detonating with a poor choice of words to kill an entire conversation.
Also see: Conversation Insurgent

Guy 1/2/3/4/5: (Carrying on conversation of work, women, and sports)
Conversation Bomber (Guy 6): Guys, I'm gay! After all these years!

Guy1: BOOOOOOMM!!!!!!

by The Gunnersmate January 31, 2012

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conversational currency

Using facts, links, photos, videos and articles as units of exchange across social networks.

"Wow Vic, that blog post you linked to was amazing- that's some good conversational currency right there."

by Aplusbar January 27, 2010

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Conversation Whiplash

An extreme change in the direction of a conversation.

Billy Bob: "So we were just chilling on the couch and-"
Bobby: "My Aunt has a sofa made out of llama!"
Billy Bob: "Dude I just got conversation whiplash."

by CriptheCripple January 13, 2017

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Booning the conversation

when a few people are carrying on a casual conversation about a predetermined topic, and a friend who isn't paying attention intentionally tries to steer the convo in a completely different random and possibly embarrassing direction.

Bob - How much overtime did you get this week?
Tom - Only two hours. Sucks cuz I have bills due.
Bob - Plus Christmas is coming up.
Tom - yeah.
Dave - Yeah, so I wasn't impressed by Avatar at all.
Tom - Thanks for booning the conversation, dude.

by TheNoltenator August 28, 2010

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