A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl
My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake
When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.
“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”
The female version of teabagging
This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.
Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."
A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.
Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.
When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.
Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.
Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!
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