When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.
She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.
A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.
Rhymes with: Coochie Power
Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
A flake that a dude chokes on when he’s eating out a girl
My ex dies of choking on a coochie flake
Severe addiction with coochies. Symptoms include:
rubbing your buttocks constantly
A deep liking for the smell of fart
Excessive twerking
Overuse of words relating to the butt
Obsession with peppa pig.
"Did you hear about Sarah?"
"oh my gosh, what about her?"
"She has coochie-itis! its all over newspapers!'
"We better stay away Pinkiepie."
A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.
Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.
When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.
Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.
Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!
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