A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.
Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.
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A person who attempts to cover up his or her homosexuality by marrying someone of the opposite sex. See Tom Cruise
Mark: Did you hear that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce?
Steve: Yeah, it's no big surprise, though. Everyone knows he's a couch jumper.
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Almost like beer thirty, except it's the bitter sweet time of day where you and your couch hang out just before you hit the sack.
Couch thirty comes after beer thirty, but before bed thirty.
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Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch
Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep
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When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.
I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.
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When the elite group from couch gang go looking for facebook live videos trying to buy a couch that had been promised.
Links include:
1. I was sent here from your craigslist ad
2. Mike Hunt sent me
3. Mike Hurt sent me ( Sectional 8 couches )
4. Ashanti sent me here for a couch
The Elite group of couch gang will wait until the auctionee places their shoe on their head to begin auction. Sectional 8 couches usually draw the best response.
Bro! I just got hit by the couch gang on my live vid! I ainβt go no damn couch!
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a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.
She's such a couch, she's oozing over the side of her chair.
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