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Stop the car there's a Crack Mart! I gotta buy a microwavable burrito and some Twinkies.
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Band crack is an exclusive drug for marching band members only. It is invisible and very addicting. Generally packed into water bottles, the air of the band room, on the band bus, and in instrument cases. Without Band Crack, the students in marching band would just be normal students.
The crazier, more perverted, or more disorganized the band member, the more they've been dipping into the band more often. It is also the cause of any withdraw symptoms that may be felt when away from band.
Freshmen do not get their full supply of band crack until well into the football season.
Band Member 1: This one time at band camp....
Band Member 2: *in fits of giggles*
Non-band member: What's wrong with her?
Band Member 1: She's been into the band crack again.
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Smartphones, regarding the addictive behavior of people’s need to constantly check, play, hold, caresses etc. their phones.
Everyone is walking around with their phones like it is hand crack.
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A tattoo above the crack portion of the ass. Synonymous with tramp stamp.
Did you see the crack tat on her? She sure is hurtin for a squirtin.
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an animal comonly found in piles of rubish bags. has suringes for fingers and is bent on getting its hands on shaman juice.
"to get Naboo out of execution we have to get the shaman juice from the crack fox"
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A highly addictive beverage that can cause people to drive miles to get a fix.
timmies girl "Hi can I take your order please"
customer "I'd like a medium Ice Crack please and 20 timbits"
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A figure of speech used to let someone know that their butt crack is showing a lot or a little.
Crack kills. Pull them pants up.
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