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oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.
"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."
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a butt crack that is 6 to 8 inches above the waste line
she had such a high crack she had to lay down to take a shit!
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Stop the car there's a Crack Mart! I gotta buy a microwavable burrito and some Twinkies.
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Band crack is an exclusive drug for marching band members only. It is invisible and very addicting. Generally packed into water bottles, the air of the band room, on the band bus, and in instrument cases. Without Band Crack, the students in marching band would just be normal students.
The crazier, more perverted, or more disorganized the band member, the more they've been dipping into the band more often. It is also the cause of any withdraw symptoms that may be felt when away from band.
Freshmen do not get their full supply of band crack until well into the football season.
Band Member 1: This one time at band camp....
Band Member 2: *in fits of giggles*
Non-band member: What's wrong with her?
Band Member 1: She's been into the band crack again.
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Smartphones, regarding the addictive behavior of people’s need to constantly check, play, hold, caresses etc. their phones.
Everyone is walking around with their phones like it is hand crack.
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A tattoo above the crack portion of the ass. Synonymous with tramp stamp.
Did you see the crack tat on her? She sure is hurtin for a squirtin.
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an animal comonly found in piles of rubish bags. has suringes for fingers and is bent on getting its hands on shaman juice.
"to get Naboo out of execution we have to get the shaman juice from the crack fox"
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