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A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.
Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy
Opposite meaning to cool bananas
A: I got 6% in my Financial Accounting exam.
B: Hot cucumbers!
A cheese cucumber is a cucumber cover in cheese that live under the sea.
Jim: hey have you even sea a cheese cucumber before?
Nick: yeah those things look hot.
A penis that has never been in a woman's hands
Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber
A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.
to flick the cuCUMber is a metaphore for masturbating. often used by norwegian teenagers.
boy a: what should we do this weekend
boy b: Flick the cuCUMber?
boy a: Eskitiiiiit
boy b: skrt skrt