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When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .
Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.
friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"
Why the fuck am I looking up quivering curtains
Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.
Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why
crust curtains:
when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.
"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna
The smell that's left in the room after you have sex that has now stuck on your curtains. This can only be called "curtain frost" if sex took place 3 or more days ago.
"I had sex a couple of days ago with Amy, and there's still some curtain frost."