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A small penis, the end.
Hey, I thought you were into that one guy.
Nope, he's sportin' a total deal breaker
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Deal can be anything or anyplace.(girl, school,etc.) It usually only works best when talkin tou your friends becuase they bond well with you. Deal us usually referred to women though.
"Me and the deal are hittin up the mall you comin"
"Aw man this is my jam. Dog! look at the deal standin in the back of the deal!"
"If i was you in that situation i woulda kissed that deal and sealed the deal, after that i would put my deal all over her. No one iin that deal would suspect a deal!"
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(N.) A serious contender for "Worse Movie of the Year." Tied with From Justin To Kelly, Kangaroo Jack, and The Hulk. Almost made me quit my hard to get job. (www.thebridgecinema.com/)
Let's all get some Pitchforks and Torches and kill that 40 foot bitch, Mandy Moore! Who's with me? All right! Her next movie is going to be "How to Deal, with an Angry Mob!"
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A "deal breaker" is a gigantic, massive shit that you have to take before an important event. Typically, the "deal breaker" feels like an unstoppable force. The name is derived from the following: If part of your work involved meeting with clients, and one of these unstoppable shits happened while you were meeting with said client, causing you to shit your pants...well...that would certainly be a "deal breaker".
I was driving down the interstate praying to God and Baby Jesus for a Rest Area, 'cause I felt a massive deal breaker coming on and there was no stopping it.
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When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.
I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.
My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.
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Synonymous with good times.
You got an A on your Calculus exam? Good deal!
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