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When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.
Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher
the best harry styles fanfic ever created tbh. it’s a story on wattpad about a girl named river who walks into a tattoo shop with her best friends, who soon meet a man named harry styles, who happens to work there. the story is written by petit_cerise (on wattpad!) - also just a quick warning that it’s a mature story! so please read the introduction before reading<3 if you do happen to see this val, just know that i love the story so much<3 thank you for this masterpiece.
person 1: have you read devil’s due on wattpad??
person 2: i haven’t
person 1: well you should! it’s the best harry styles fanfic currently to exist!
Alcohol in any form is the Devil's Gatorade.
"Alcohol is the Devil’s Gatorade. Is it in you?" -- Stephen Colbert to Jason Bateman on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 12/5/2016
Do you want to grab Devil's Gatorade?
The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.
Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.
When you crack an egg in a girls ass and then fuck her so hard that it scrambles
Come here Kim and let me give you a good ole deviled egg
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So, its July 4, or whatever. Instead of having a nice, choreographed fireworks display, you take all of the fireworks and throw them into a raging bonfire all at once, and start running. This is the Devil's Ballsack.
Running through the forest dodging flaming balls, explosions, jets of fire, etc., it would be appropriate to yell "Devil's Ballsack! Fuck Yeah!" to similarly running friends.
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any individual white person deemed dangerous or disingenuous by someone of another race
"that white devil acts friendly but looks crazy"
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