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The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
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When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom
Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?
Nick: Who? The vegan?
Joe: Yea
Nick: I gave her a a strict diet
The Merrill Diet is when someone is using meth.
Hey man, you hear about that Merrill Diet?
Yeah, it keeps me up for days!
Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.
You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true
This is a plan to start a diet tomorrow yet never doing so. This diet is put in place to make the user feel better about being fat.
"Man imma start my diet tomorrow." "Dude shut the fuck up u on that tomorrow diet!"
A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything
a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.
person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!
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