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The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.
How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!
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The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.
She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.
Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.
Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.
Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!
Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.
Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.
I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!
When a girl agrees to do anal sex, instead of fucking her, grab a packet of mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. Put the mentos in the shove the Coke bottle inside.
Last night Danny gave me a Diet Ass’plosion
What’s that?
He shoved Coke and mentos up my ass
Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen