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The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.
After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.
A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes
That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man
The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.
My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.
A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
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the weakest dildo a girl can use... very small and batteries dont last long... 2cm long 1cm around
i was forced to use codys dildo last night... it SUCKED ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. An very uptight person.
2. A silver colored penis shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
3. An extremely unintelligent or worthless person.
4. A amazingly attractive lesbian.
1. Person One I heard Victoria Beckham only orders spinach at restaurants .
Person Two Wow! Shes such a silver dildo!
2. Person One I used a silver dildo on your mom last night, now you can call me Dad.
Person Two No!
3. Person One Man did you hear what Trump said at the presidential debate last night.
Person Two Yeah he is a huge silver dildo.
4. Person One Have you seen Amber Heard!
Person Two Yeah she is one of the biggest silver dildos I've ever seen.