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The tool used by the Marine Corps when they want to fuck you royally in the ass. Origionally the Big Green Weenie, it has evolved like the cammies Into the Digital Era.
Ben: Dude I tried to bone this girl in the room last night but duty came in and cockblocked!!
Rusty: Aww man you got the Digi Dildo dude, how's your ass feel?
Taking a delicious shit into a condom and use it as a dildo (duh).
I could smell my sister's sausage dildo last night.
The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off, and using said condom as if it were a dildo.
After having left her normal dildo at home Tammy made do with a sausage dildo.
A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes
That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man
The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.
My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.
A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use
"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.
When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo
Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.
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