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Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"
When two guys jerk off and one blows his load down the pee hole of the other. Can be played as a game, the first to finish wins.
Roland didn't make it to work today because he was injured during direct port injection, he had to see the doctor again.
A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
noun. A painstaking formal declaration in which The Leader conducts quality assurance testing.
(1) "However, we are at the critical, tactical moment where I formally issue the inspection directive."
Treating the actor like a piece of meat and not a collaborator here to deliver information (e.g. telling them to put on glasses at a specific decided upon moment in the middle of the take).
Sam: "Daniel was result directing that simple interview so hard that Stanley Kubrick fell out of the sky."
A kitchen appliance store in Orlando, FL; funny asian man is owner.
"Hey, wanna head over to Direct Appliances?"
"Yes. Delicious washing machine."
The study of sliding into persons DM's and the first impression of two subjects.
Dmitricus Fields teaches his class Direct Messology to avoid awkward conversations.