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Best Pussy Disorder

When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.

Wow, Veronica is so delusional..

I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.

by p6291 June 18, 2023

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caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.

Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.

by Stoolie May 23, 2014


Rock-of-Love disorder

a mild to severe form of wenchaphobia which is characterized by night terrors after watching "The Rock of Love" before bed.

Gabby is afflicted with a severe form of rock-of-love disorder because she is repulsed by watching fake blondes hook up with an old guy.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 31, 2008


Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011


Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.

GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.

by dirtysloo March 24, 2016


pica eating disorder

Pics is a eating disorder where you crave things that aren’t food for ex chalk,dirt,hair,ice,etc

Pls get help for pica eating disorder

by Iluvmilfs1988 September 6, 2021


Avoidant Personality Disorder

Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.

Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include:
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical

-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness

-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness

Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.

by Someone who kinda exists July 26, 2022