doing the buttstroke

Slang for when someone propels themselves through a still body of water, usually a swimming pool, entirely by passing gas.

This amazing and talented young woman apparently has the most powerful farts on the planet; I watched her doing the buttstroke the entire length of the high school gym pool!

Do a Dagonmar

Dagonmar is a twitch streamer with peculiar content. Not to confuse with Dragonma
'Do a Dagonmar' describes the act of screaming obscenities to neighbors, forgetting to give a lift to your so or accomplishing other simple tasks, specially opening doors.

Brad: I'm outside, please open the door.
Chad: Did you do a Dagonmar again? When will you remember your keys?
Brad: VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA!

do-hyun

Do-hyun a kind thoughtful person. Has a good sense of humour and is good at Pokemon go. Can also draw really good has beautiful eyes

Who's that sexy beast over there is that do-hyun on his phone playing Pokemon go?

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Doing an Ambrose

Dangling your balls in someones face when spotting for them on the weights bench

'Jeez, stop doing an ambrose when I'm benching'

Doing a James

the act of watching porn in a church ceremony

'ere look at that fucker'
'whats he doing?'
'he's doing a james!'
'dirty bastard'

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Doing the Rhino

When you have diarrhea comparable to the way a rhino shoots its shit everywhere.

OMG, that burrito from Humbertos tore my stomach up. I was in the bathroom doing the rhino for like an hour.

Dos Pelicans

Two soldiers that think they're funny, so they inflict themselves on the public via their Fb page "Dos Pelicans". Vulgar. Overly sexual. Stunning. Intelligent. Bored. Irresistible. Classy motherfuckers.

Girl: OMG I want to be DP'd so badly!!
Boy: I'm your boyfriend. And I'm right here -_-
Girl: You're not Dos Pelicans, babe. Get over yourself.

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