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When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.
brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro
tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?
brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down
brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!
-brad & tj walk into club-
sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!
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An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.
The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010
Liking your own Facebook status is a douchebag tell.
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shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.
The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.
shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.
Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?
shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!
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An immature and politically incorrect nickname for our emotionally immature and generally incorrect 45th POTUS.
My ten-year-old christened him with the name, “Douchebag in Chief” - and it stuck!
Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.
He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag
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We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That
Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive
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One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.
Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.