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when a celebrity goes outside naked and screams, “my husband & i just fucked for 2 days straight. i ate his cum and then popped my cherry like a balloon. he couldn’t fit inside my right pussy unless he took viagra!!!” then bites her clitoris and crawls on all fours back inside.
wow, she was really draining the sink last night.
#tmobile drain gang is a bunch of simmers/social engineers in one group this group is ran by core also known as justin and james
#tmobile drain gang .gg/way
Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.
Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”
When you busting a nut mid air drain in a trampoline.
Tyler parents were home so he took her tinder date in the backyard in the trampoline and did a (mid air drain .
Passing out after sex before removing a condom from tool.
I was so drunk last night I fucked a fatty and not only passed out in her bed but didn't even take my condom off. Talk about some serious drain pain the next morning followed by a quick exit before her roommates could see me!
The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.
Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.