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A woman who is so pug ugly you need to be pissed out of your brain to shag her
Sober, I wouldn't touch her with yours, but she was eight pints gorgeous so when the pub closed I took her up the back alley
The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
The best number. No other number can compare to the grace and beauty that eight holds. In every culture, eight is considered to be the best number. There have only been eight American presidents! If you look around the room in which you currently are at this moment, there are exactly eight. If you happen to be outside right now, why the fuck are you standing outside looking up the Urban Dictionary definition for eight? Are you that bored?
Hey dude, have you spent a few hours today praising eight?
When you're so confident you got something right but it is so incredibly off that you wonder how you got there.
Person 1: *looks at person 2*
Person 2: *stares back*
Person 1:
Person 2:
Person 1: …eight
Person 2: STOP REMINDING ME-
Another word for a chamelion or a coconut. a black male who is white in spirit and thought, often cast out by the black wanna be gansta brothers.
Oh christ! here he comes with his Chino jeans, its eight ball paul!