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Comedian. Full name "Emo Philips"

In the world of monotone joke tellers throwing plastic grins in front of simulated brick walls at comedy clubs across the country it is always a breath of fresh air when a comedian is able to stand out not only on his persona but also on extremely well written material. And out of those comedians with the possible exception of Bill Hicks and Denis Leary few are able to find monumental success not only in United States but also over in Europe. Which brings us to Emo Philips.

If you have never heard or seen Emo perform it would be very difficult to describe. As one reviewer writes: "With his Prince Valiant haircut, wide-eyed expression of innocence and gawky gestures, Emo Philips has an individual, albeit bizarre, style."

But behind the unsettling persona lays some of the best written material found any place. Practically a staple on television during the comedy boom Emo continues to entertain people with his extremely clever and well honed material.

I watched Emo straddle a rabbit.

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A state of mind in which the person usually feels hopeless and alone. It is not a fashion statement, although many 'emo' people tend to dress in skinny jeans, black hair, etc. because they know it will differntiate themselves from those 'abercrombie-wearing'kids, so that they will likely never have to deal with them. A common myth is that most emos cut themselves. This is a stereo-type. Self mutilation is caused by depression. One does not have to be emo to cut, but one who cuts is likely to choose to dress 'emo', to express themselves. The 'emo' genre of music is generallytypes of rock, such as screamo, punk, etc. examples: Children Of Bodom, Senses Fail, The Rocket Summer, etc.

"Look at those emo kids, all they do is listen to music and dress in black."

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a person that "can't seem to handle it" when normal, everyday shit happens. person also takes pride in annoying their closest friends.

"dude my dad told me to hush. I CANT HANDLE IT!!"
"a girl called me 'creepy emo guy'. i need to get away from this life!"
"i need attention so im gonna cut myself"

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Emo + Homosexual = Emosexual.

Emo #1: Im sad, life sucks, I am a faggot!
Emo #2: Awww... I am more sad now
Emo #1: Wanna fuck?
Emo #2: Sure, because we are...
Emo #1 & Emo #2: Emosexuals!

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a bunch of suburban kids who have it good turn every little "hiccup" into their life
a melodrama. all emo's are the same and are all conformists, even though they hate conformists. How does supporting major clothing stores, ex.Hot Topic, make you a non-conformist? Also there is no difference from the, so-called "real" emo's from the "fake" emo's, it looks like shit, smells like shit, you know the rest. It's all the same.

Attire

Top: tight black horizontally stripped sweater w/ a scarf, i guess the luxury of breathing is something they're willing to sacrifice.

Jeans: as tight as they can get, usually from their little sisters closet or the women's department, funny because their's 2 emo's at my school who have developed testicular cancer..think they need to loosen up their jeans.

Hair: Long black asymmetrical greasy haircut covering the left or right eye, the ability to see is compromised for "style".

Shoes: usually Chuck Taylor's with their favorite band written on the white part.

Cheer up emo kid, it's not that bad

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The act of cutting off ones genetals (balls), and then comsuming (drinking) ones tears after the act. After the act is complete, in most casess tragically, bad music is created.

"Whats up with you dude, you've been acting weird lately?"
"well i really like black, mullets and other akward haircuts, piecings, and terrible music that makes me wanna cut myself. i don't know whats wrong."
"Ahh, i see i see. I think i kno the problem, ure turning emo."
"Ooo, well i guess i better cut off my balls, i wont need those anymore."

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let me get ONE thing straight here: the word "emo" is NOT A NOUN!!!
let me say it again... ITS NOT A NOUN! its an ADJECTIVE!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO VERBALLY ABUSE MY COMPATRIOTS IN PAIN, DO IT RIGHT!

oh and btw...
the pants are not girl pants, they're made for guys.
not all of us cut ourselves.
not all of us sit sobbing all night.
no, not all girls like football captains.
and NO, we are not retarded.
not all of us come from the suburban middle class
some of us are perfectly normal, happy people who happen to wear black, enjoy pain, and have our hair over our eyes.

i think i'll go post something mean about jocks.

"that person is an emo" is incorrect.
"that person is emo" is correct.

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