Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.

Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez

softboi engineer

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

boy: ya I do yoga and tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a softboi engineer

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Lee Engineering

Something that is engineered in a way that frustrates people normally made by a guy named Paul.

"Yo, you hear about that bridge that fell?"
"Yeah, that was some Lee Engineering"

Fire Engine

The piece of firefighting apparatus in which REAL firefighters ride.

Hes not a pussy truckie so he rides the fire engine.

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Afro engineering

The less offensive way of saying "nigger rigging"

That guy should be shot, he did nothing but get that shit to work long enough to get away. This afro engineering is unacceptable.

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Over-engineered

Anything made by stuff made here

This lock is over-engineered

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Mechanical engineering

The best college major.

I heard you study mechanical engineering.

Actually Anjali, it’s pronounced “best college major.” I can understand your confusion tho, you’re not the brightest bulb on the tree.

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