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The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.
Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".
Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.
Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."
Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
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One of the best teams to ever play in the NFL. Typically the fans of teams such as the Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Steelers, Colts, and Eagles hate the Patriots, but only because they are jealous of their recent success. They currently hold the record for 21 consecutive wins btwn. the 2003-2004 season, as well as the most consecutive post-season wins (10). They represent what it means to truly be a "T"eam. Some of the most popular players are Brady, Bruschi, Vrabel, Vinatieri, McGinest, and Seymour. They have won 3 out of the last 4 super bowls, and are hungry for more.
The new england patriots are FAR better than the jets, dolphins, or bills who are in their division. new england as a whole is the elite region of the country! Boston is title town, live with it....
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England, even though you make fun of us Americans by calling us fat lazy slobs, and using an uncreative nickname that we gave ourselves; it's okay. We do our best to try and understand. It must be hard watching your once great empire fall over the few past hundred years, and then having to be rescued in the midst of war by the rebel yanks who kicked your asses back across the Atlantic ocean and then went on to become the worlds number 1 super power. So just.. Just feel free to let it all out. We won't stop you... It---it just seems greedy. It just seems greedy. :)
England vs America: Winner: America
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When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.
I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!
A nice guy with extremely huge cock. girls flock to him. brings luck to everyone that suck on his balls. makes gods jealous
can't resist nathen quinn englandcharms
When your cum/chowder load is so built up that you shoot your parter across the room like a god damn magic show, not to be confused with a Seattle Shot Put.
Wow did you see The New England Catapult over there!? I hope she is ok and would help here, but she has cum dripping out of her at the moment.
When you blow a load into a girl's belly button and then she eats it with a spoon, like "New England Clam Chowder".
Yo, Last Night I tried to give ma bitch a New England soaker, but there were no spoons in the house, so she had to use a straw.
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