iPod Envy

Does and doesn't exist.

1.)It does because people who wants an iPod would drool over someone elses iPod, not knowing that there are better mp3 player out there in this world.

2.)Doesn't exist beacuse people who are smart would know that there are other mp3 players that are cheaper and better than an iPod/Nano. See bullshit

1.)
Some Person: *drrols over someone's iPod*
Me: There are better and cheaper players out there you know.

2.)
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Me: No, you shut the fuck up you iSheep. Realize that there are other mp3 players out there which are better than your iPod.
Boy: OK
Me: Uggggh, iSheep....

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Color envy

The act of being jealous of someone else's skin color

Dark skinned blacks are jealous of light skinned blacks because they have color envy.

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Womb Envy

when a man is jealous of being able to have a baby

harry styles has womb envy

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snuggie envy

A term that snuggie wearers use to try and justify thier use of a snuggie.

"Bryan, your gay for wearing a snuggie."
"No, you just have snuggie envy."

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Ovary Envy

the opposite of the psychological term penis envy.
its when men get a moody time of the month as if they were on their periods. aka ovary envy.

girl 1: omg why is james so moody this week
girl 2: he has ovary envy

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Poo Envy

This happens when your friend tells you he is in desperate need of a turn out and all of a sudden you get who envy and your bum piece starts fluctuating, you immediately think 'where is the nearest toilet?'
Also known as
Bum Yawn Syndrome

Barry "okay leave me alone now I am in desperate need of a poo"
Richard "oh god I've got poo envy now"

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vendi-envy

The feeling you get after pushing the selector button for what you bought out of the vending machine, 'cause you know that you didn't select what you *really* wanted.

This emotion is common when there are two things you have a taste for but only enough money to buy one, and may involve someone else influencing your decision.

A Vending scam always makes vendi-envy more painful...

Tom: "Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... Twix or Snickers... ? I'm in the mood for Twix!"
Harry: "Tom, you just had Twix yesterday, maybe you should go with the Snickers."
Tom: "No - I'm positive: I want Twix! *puts in money* B.... 9..."
*machine vends a Twix as Tom's smile goes away*
Harry: "Aren't you going to open that?"
Tom: "... Meh. I really wanted a Snickers."
Harry: "Another sixty-five cents, another case of vendi-envy..."

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