Erection Direction Correction

When sporting a boner, sometimes it is more comfortable (or more ambiguous) to move it from facing downward (toward your feet) to facing upward (toward your beltline).

The Erection Direction Correction is the process of changing from one position to the other.

My boner was making a rather large bump in my pants, so I made an erection direction correction.

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Raging Erection Red

The color one's penis becomes when they are masturbating and suddenly become enraged

John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.

Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.

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Erect Nipple Syndrome

(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing

Wow dude, check her out ENS!!

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Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ... ╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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Erection Rejection Selection

A set of mental images used by a member of the male sex to lose an erection that appears at an inappropriate or awkward time.

Oh no! A boner right before my Biology presentation? Time to employ my erection rejection selection!

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Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

anne frank of erections

Jon Lajoie as MC Vagina.

Jon Lajoie in 'I Kill People' - "I'm the Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls, the Anne Frank of erections.. no that's inappropriate."

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