finger toes

toes that are so long that they are like fingers and can be used to grab you

Careful! Watch out for his finger toes, they'll choke the life out of you.

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Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

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fat-fingering

Pressing the keys on a cell phone, radio, or computer keyboard and getting improper results because your fingers have hit more than one key at a time. A common problem for those of us with pudgy fingers.

I can't use that cell phone. I keep on fat-fingering the buttons, and I keep on getting wrong numbers!

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toe or finger

a game in which the first player closes their eyes and the other places either a toe or a finger in between their nose and upper lip and the first player must guess what it is. If they are correct, the two players switch. Other wise, you keep going until he guesses right.

Jim: "Hey lets play toe or finger!"

Mike: "OK go"
(mike closes eyes, Jim sticks toe in front of mikes face")

Mike: "Toe."

Jim: "Your right. my turn!"

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chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

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five finger

To steal or rip off. From the slang noun phrase, "Five Finger Discount"

Yo, you Five-fingered a candy bar? What's up with that?

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Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!