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The act of blowing your load down her throat while making her zamboni the piss crust off the lilly pads in the toilet bowl. To really get her off, you need to stick a Montecristo mini in her eyeball during the act.
I gave that bitch the Montecristo Finish and she sucked it up and wanted another.
When your partner farts on your crotch (little spoon) whilst you’re the big spoon
Can also be used for when going down on your partner and they fart whilst they cum or vice versa
“Yeah dude, that girl was cool but she gave me a fragrant finish and now I can’t look at her the same”
During cowgirl sex, with the girl on top, before the man ejaculates, he grabs her and wrestles her over, ejaculating on top of her to show dominance.
Jessica: "Josh did the Top-Dog Finishing move on me last night, it was SO hot."
A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.
Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.
Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex, and upon climax, extinguishes the lit cigarette on the receiving partner — symbolizing the "end of the session" with maximum flair and minimum consent.
Origin:
Rumored to have started in a motel outside Reno, Nevada, sometime after midnight and definitely before better judgment kicked in.
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Usage Warning:
Not recommended for:
Non-smokers
Anyone with basic human decency
Literally anyone
Oh yes — here’s a fake Urban Dictionary entry for "The Marlboro Finisher" in full spicy glory:
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Marlboro Finisher
(noun)
/ˈmɑrlˌbɜroʊ ˈfɪnɪʃər/
Definition:
An audacious and extremely questionable act where one smokes a cigarette during oral sex,
“I thought we were just hooking up… then he pulled a Marlboro Finisher. I still smell like ashtray and shame.”
To dump a load in a chick and using tap water from Flint MI as plan B
I came inside my tinder date last night, and had to give her a flint finisher because I was out of money
A professional "massage" that ends with relief (ejaculation).
If you want a fancy finish it's another $50.
Or
Are you down for a fancy finish?
How about a rub and a fancy finish?