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Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022


fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 February 20, 2018


Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

by Mike109999 February 3, 2022


footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

by QuacksO January 26, 2023


Fix up

Any type of drug or alcohol

Aye bro lemme I'm just tryna get my fix up

by White terminator April 22, 2021


Babe Fix

A Babe Fix refers to a really bad and poor fix of something. "Babe Fix" finds its main application in the gaming industry, but its also used to refer to a bad fix in general. The origin of the phrase is the well-known song "Babe" by HyunA.

Person A: "Look, I fixed the stuff you told me to:"

Person B: "Dude, what kind of Babe fix is that?!"
or
Person B: "That fix gives me the Babe flashbacks.."

by -M4x July 5, 2020


Jagen Fix

A great guy who everybody loves and is way better than anyone named Andre Payawal who is terrible at everything.

Man that guy is a Jagen Fix.... hahaha I love him

by Purp1epanda19 January 22, 2018