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The sickness everyone gets after 420 from sharing bongs with everyone.
Stoner 1: Hey, man. You wanna go get some pizza?
Stoner 2: Nah, I got the 420 flu.
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a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time
matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu
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Seeming to have to stemmed from Mexico because it has more cases. And moar cases means MEZCANS! amirite? This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. This is probably Al Gore's biggest fear at the moment because 100 years ago, South Park revealed his distaste for Man-Bear-Pig. Anyways, you're screwed. Watch 28 Days and play Left 4 Dead to prep yaselves.
CDC:"new strain of swine flu includes a human strain, a bird strain, and 2 pig strains of flu all in one."
Al Gore: Man-Bird-Pig Flu is a threat to all society as we know it!
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The incessant sniffling that inevitably follows insufflating a line of cocaine. So called because cocaine is a stereotypically Colombian export, and sniffling is a symptom of flu.
Chris: Yo, Kev, man, why you keep sniffling like that?
Kevin: Just a bad case of Colombian Flu.
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1. A slang term used to talked about the illness Mononucleosis (Mono). This disease is mostly contracted from saliva from one person to another by means of kissing or other acts. Most common in teens and, oh yeah, Whores.
2. Any sickness that is contracted by whore-like acts.
Person 1: Katie isn't looking so good today...
Person 2: Yeah, Brad gave her the whore flu.
Girl: Ugh I haven't felt good since me and Ken got together a couple nights ago.
Other Girl: Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the whore flu!
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Pretty much what teenagers now flip out about whenever somebody cough, sneeze, have a snotty nose, a little stomach cramp, etc. It could be hay fever or food poisoning or just for running in track too hard.
Also, another excuse for the people who make hand sanitizers to make a few extra buck because we are in a "recession". Remember Y2K?
*somebody coughs because of a tickle in the throat or something*
Teen: Oh my gosh, I got like the swine flu
Teen 2: We are all going to die. Stay away from me!!
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