Flush Some Democrats

What you do in the morning when you relieve your lower intestines of this dreadful Democrats.

I need to flush some Democrats....I’ll be back in 20 minutes.

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Royal Flush

The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.

While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.

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flush toilet syndrome

1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people

2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet

3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud

"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"

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Game Flush

While playing a game/watching a movie etc. and running to the bathroom to pee. a Game Flush is flushing the toilet nearing the end of urination to maximize efficiency so that the player can quickly return to the game. Basically the toilet finishes flushing just after the end of your pee.

Player one: Be right back going to B room
1 minute later
Player two: Damn that was fast, did you at least wash?
Player one: Yeah man, did a Game Flush.

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cranberry flush

the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one's system; many claim that this does not work

Guy 1: "Dude, I smoked a few days ago and I'm getting drug tested on Tuesday! What do I do!?"

Guy 2: "Your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro."

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Urban Dictionary flush

When a definition you've submitted to Urban Dictionary is reviewed and accepted within the hour you submit it.

I submitted a definition to Urban Dictionary today and just 45 minutes later I got an e-mail to say that it had been accepted. Urban Dictionary flush or what?!

Flush fake-out

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

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