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Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.
Michigan football will suffer another setback as Ohio state will crush them again this year 42 to 3
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The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.
Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
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When tossing the pigskin becomes stroking the foreskin.
John: Yo bro r u and bae gonna football and chill?
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
Code for a gay makeout session between males. The amount of guys involved is limitless. Could include sexual intercourse and blowjobs as well as anything they want to do. This term is used by closeted and overly masculine dudes.
K: Let’s go play a game of football later!
T: Aye, I’m down bro.
A t-shirt modeled on a football jersey,with angular-styled numbers.
Jamie has three football shirts,one numbered 51, one numbered 70,and one numbered 71. His favorite football shirtis the one numbered 51.
Variation of the “pick me girl” who focus on obsessing over the NFL/College Football. She believe her superior knowledge of players, teams, drafts, and regulations will somehow set her apart making her “not like other girls”. She’ll say she likes the “strategy, and the athleticism,” and whatever other BS she can conjure to convince herself she actually likes it. But in reality she’s using it as a mate-seeking advantage tool. It’s also how you end up with female sports-casters. She would prefer to date athletes, but her pungent desperation for sports-approval leaves her benched. She usually ends up settling for any regular black dude.
Vicky is real football girl. She knows more than the homies. Which is good for like fantasy and betting, I guess. But I don’t really gaf otherwise I just want to like my shit.