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There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special
Me watching 2001: a space odyssey
Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick
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a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”
When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.
I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.
Taking a diarrhea dump in a girl’s Stanley tumbler and then making her drink it.
I gave her the old Stanley steamer last night!
It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.
Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.