shaq fu

Life-time obsession of King Edwards. Also wields countless imaginary sequels in King Edwards' inferior limbless mind.

Super Shaq Fu Turbo 13: The Battle that Destroyed the Universe

Super Shaq Fu Turbo 14: Rise from the Grave, Everyone Returns

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Cunt-fu

The art of being the Bruce Lee of pussy pounding.

Guy1: "Hey man, you better make sure you unload that gun before fucking that ho. She's a sex MACHINE!"

Guy2: "No fucking way dude. I know cunt-fu!"

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fu-toi

American slang for "fuck you". For use when one is in polite company so as not to offend anyone.

Blaire: Your skirt is a little tight from behind.

Kitty: Fu-toi.

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Rave Fu or Rave-Fu

The fighting style of Dave-O.
Rave Fu is a deadly blend of Akido, Jeet Kune Do, Dragon style kung fu, and Muay Thai kickboxing.
Not many who are on the receiving end of Rave-Fu are concious long or will remember the PWNing dealt to them.

Dave-O: ....Rave-Fu knocks. *AssWhoop*

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Huck Fu

1. Refers to the founder of RTS physics
2. An inordinately vocal cartoon assassin (also, Hak Fu or Hawk Fu)

Who is that guy fighting?
Huck Fu.

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Edit-fu

The popular practice in Hollywood (and sometimes, in Asian cinema) of using rapid-fire editing to compensate for sloppy fight choreography or actors who are poor martial artists. The key signs of edit-fu are frequent shot changes in between moves (and sometimes during them, if it's really bad) and is sometimes accompanied by a close-up, shaky camera do further prevent the audience from actually looking at the fight.

Person 1: Hey did you see that martial arts movie starring that underwear model who was fighting all the ninjas?

Person 2: Yeah, and it sucked. The story was lame, no-one could act, and not even the fights were any good because they used so much edit-fu.

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yin fu

the most fuking sexiest person alive baby~!!!

"omg he's such a yin..farq hes hot!"

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