Bitch-Funk

Any vaginal secretion, fluid, or odor. Includes, but is not limited to: menstrual blood, typical discharge, yeast infection, STD, snail trail, etc.

Suzy looked great in her lingerie, but the moment she pulled down her panties I noticed an unusual fish-ass stink and a nasty brown bitch-funk that appeared to be oozing out her well-trimmed kooch. I excused myself, leapt out the third floor window, and ran like the devil, never to return.

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g funk

Methamphetamine or meth the g is for glass

i been up for days off that g funk

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junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy

(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!

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funk girl

A girl who prides herself on one night stands, hookup girl,

I met this funk girl from tinder, meet her at a hotel.

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Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."

Phish really brought the cow funk on that Black Eyed Katy

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faking the funk

When an upper or middle class person suddenly becomes hard around the presence of colored or lower class individuals.

Winthrop: Why is Regebald talking so oddly?
DuPont: Oh, you know how we gets around black people, talking like he's ghetto and faking the funk.

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Funk puss

Smelly, nasty, stank, woofin puss. If funk or any of these words describe what's happening down there, you(yo girlfriend, wife, the little "innocent" asian girl that sits next to you on the train, whoever) need to go to the doc to get that sh*t drained or something. JESUS LAWD!

Charlie: Yo, that chick got some strong ass funk puss.

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