A 5 foot 9 inch kid who has black curly hair and loves to give little kids kisses on the cheeks. All cheeks will be kissed when a gage is near you, especially children’s cheeks you pedo
“Hey is that a Gage?” YES BECAUSE HE IS KISSING BEN AND JOEY WHO ARE CHILDREN YOU FUCKING BITCH.
To give up a lead or lose some runs to your standing immediately following a run scoring inning.
The Braves will Gage themselves if the Giants scored a run after the Braves 3 run inning.
Gage is a really sweet guy, most of the time. He gets mad really quick and is the type of guy that can’t pull. Gage is the person the has long lushes hair but for some reason is always wet. He is always riding someone’s dick but switch’s once a mouth. Gage is the person that girls look at and go “I’d kiss him if I was blindfolded” they also mone saying “uggg I want him to touch my elbow”
I want to hangout with gage, not reallly.
Gage is a man born with no knees
They boy Gage has no knees he's such a loser
Gage sucks ass, ngl he has a massive cock tho, his bestfriends name is Ryan (usually sounds like Brian) Likes someone WAY out of his league
Whos that?
Oh that's just Gage
He sucks ass
To have a inverted penis
Wow, it’s really cold. I have a gage rn