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These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work
You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!
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A business model in which a company may have great offerings, but does not necessarily great profits due to a lack of stratedgy or how the business is run.
Outlined in an episode of South Park, where gnomes are stealing the town's underwear. The gnome's plan is to...
Step One: Collect underwear.
Step Three: Profit.
WebMD's underwear gnome economics.
Step One: 'Provide connectivity and a full suite of services to the healthcare industry that improve administrative efficiencies and clinical effectiveness enabling high-quality patient care.'
Step Two:
Step Three: Profit.
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If your suffering from Dumb Bitch Syndrome, the Dumb Bitch Gnome will find you, and break your phone. The Dumb Bitch Gnome (DBG) prefers expensive phones and, typically preys on drunk girls in washrooms, those who choose to ass pocket their phone, and those who have recently taken to duck facing their facebook, twitter, etc...
Symptoms include cracked screen app, water(often of the toilet variety) damage, "it wont turn on or charge or i don't know why", "i lost my phone", or "my phone got stolen, i hope no one finds those pictures".
Beware Siri has a direct line to the DBG and, frequently notifies the DBG upon receiving dumb questions.
Dude1 - "Kerren lost her phone last night at Dave's party"
Dude2 - "really man? thats like her 3rd one this year"
Dude1 - "serious dude, the Dumb Bitch Gnome has it out for her"
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A mythical creature that lives within a womans vagina to protect her from losing her virginity, it eats any cock that tries to enter within the gnomes residence.
"Oh, man! That bitch must have a crotch gnome, because my dick Vanished!"
"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK! MY DICK! AHHHH!" -you
"Oh did I forget to tell you my parents just installed a crotch gnome?" - my sister
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1.most commonly used in world of warcraft, a Gnome-toaster is a mage player on the horde that uses their fire abilties to "toast" gnomes on the alliance usually for the reason that if you are a gnome you deserve to die
2.it also could be used in the combonation of a lawn gnome and a common toaster used to make toast or toaste bagels which is just completly random
1. Jimmy: hey do you know if Brent plays world of warcraft?
Patrick: yeah hes a gnome-toaster.
2.Thomas: want to have a random contest?
Luis: yeah sure.
Thomas: you go first
Luis:Gnome-toaster I win you suck
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When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
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A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.
"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."
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